"One fine day, Samantha decided that she will create a nomenclature for muesli bar wrappers. Her friends told her it was a frivolous act. Her benovelent friends though offered to help her with a caveat that it might not work. Although she will not be subjected to the penal system the obvious impetus or this idea was the combo of diarrhoea + shandy + exams, otherwise known as “Diarrshanxams”. Without considering the ramifications or how volatile the situation might be, or how aberrant such behaviour was, they set out to classify muesli bar wrappers. Obviously they didn’t make much progress as soon as the influence of Diarrshanxams dissipated. Her friends hoped that such overt behaviours will not be sporadic although they doted Samantha. Samantha remain stoic throughout. Perhaps electroconvulsive therapy (ECT) would make her lucid once again."
note: this post was written under the influence of alcohol = shandy, perhaps it could be a potential weekly case study we do for abn psych, and muesli bars isn't really a weird thing to classify is it? confession: i use to collect muesli bar wrappers, though i didn't get close to generating a nomenclature for them. back to the books =p
p/s: perhaps Diarrshanxams will be in DSM V some day or perhaps just be included in Axis 5
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